So gather ’round, fuccbois, wherever you roam,
And admit that the waistband around you has grown,
And accept it that soon, you’ll be more than big-boned,
If the Chaos gods think you’re worth savin’.
So you better start prayin’ you’ll find your way home,
For your limbs, they are a-changin’.
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